{"id":1541,"date":"2009-03-30T22:35:17","date_gmt":"2009-03-30T23:35:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=1541"},"modified":"2009-03-30T22:35:17","modified_gmt":"2009-03-30T23:35:17","slug":"so-so-wrong","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=1541","title":{"rendered":"So, so wrong&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Reason #171 I feel like playing in traffic sometimes<\/a><\/p>\n<p>ETA: the URL title includes the F bomb, surf at your own risk.<\/p>\n<p>ETAA: Okay, so the site above is somewhere between mean and deeply mean spirited. Did I ever claim to be the nicest girl on the block? (well, at work I claim to be the &#8220;nice&#8221; one compared to my coworkers, but that&#8217;s mostly a joke).<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s just, sometimes I read posts on Babycenter or look at pictures on the above linked blog and think, &#8220;Why you and not me?&#8221; We waited a long time to try and get pg and it hasn&#8217;t happened (yet?) and yet babies have babies every day. Should I have just cashed in my morals and values*and had a baby in high school? What was the point of waiting for exotic extras like a college degree, home ownership and money in the bank (well, OK, maybe not that third one&#8230;sigh)? Would I have been better off trying to get knocked up at prom?<\/p>\n<p>I just remembered that my Dad reads my blog every day, so let&#8217;s replace that last sentence with &#8220;Would I have been better off just becoming a nun the day after graduation?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>(And then let&#8217;s all collapse in giggles at the thought of THAT).<\/p>\n<p>(Hey, Dad, can you imagine how much I&#8217;d have to censor this if Grandpa could surf the internet? Ha!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Reason #171 I feel like playing in traffic sometimes ETA: the URL title includes the F bomb, surf at your own risk. ETAA: Okay, so the site above is somewhere between mean and deeply mean spirited. Did I ever claim to be the nicest girl on the block? (well, at work I claim to be&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1541","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-baby-dreaming","category-elsewhere-on-the-internet"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1541","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1541"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1541\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1541"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1541"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1541"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}