So, Hi There!<\/p>\n
It appears that I have lost 7 days. Time passes so quickly lately and there are so many things that I Really Can’t Talk About. (Well, not can’t, but won’t, I guess).<\/p>\n
Anyway, there is a grocery store across the street from my office. It is called bl.oom (minus the extra punctuation) and the name is spelled in all lowercase, all in a basic sans serif font. (How lucky am I to have a tiny readership, all of whom know what sans serif font is?). There are banners next to the road proclaiming the store’s name in vertical lettering, but when I go past them on the way home from work, the other side of the banner is visible. And it spells “moold”. Because, that’s where I want to buy my $5 cupcakes and exotic organic kumquats: a store called “Moold.”<\/p>\n
(That said, those are some damn fine cupcakes).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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