{"id":159,"date":"2005-01-08T18:51:59","date_gmt":"2005-01-08T18:51:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2005\/01\/08\/oh-noooooo\/"},"modified":"2005-01-08T18:51:59","modified_gmt":"2005-01-08T18:51:59","slug":"oh-noooooo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=159","title":{"rendered":"OH, NOOOOOO&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, folks&#8230;we&#8217;re a nation in peril.<\/p>\n<p>Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston have called it quits. And the fuckers at AOL are making it impossible to get to the Gossip newsgroups so I can confirm it. (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\">www.cnn.com<\/a> doesn&#8217;t have anything yet).<\/p>\n<p>Hooooly Geez. I wonder how long it&#8217;ll take for BP to end up with Angelina Jolie? Wow. Now THOSE would be some cute kids.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, folks&#8230;we&#8217;re a nation in peril. Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston have called it quits. And the fuckers at AOL are making it impossible to get to the Gossip newsgroups so I can confirm it. (www.cnn.com doesn&#8217;t have anything yet). Hooooly Geez. I wonder how long it&#8217;ll take for BP to end up with Angelina&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-159","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-really-deep-thoughts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/159","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=159"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/159\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=159"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=159"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=159"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}