{"id":16,"date":"2004-09-18T19:29:03","date_gmt":"2004-09-18T19:29:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2004\/09\/18\/done-wallowing\/"},"modified":"2004-09-18T19:29:03","modified_gmt":"2004-09-18T19:29:03","slug":"done-wallowing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=16","title":{"rendered":"Done Wallowing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had a really amazing and genius level post all ready but I managed to screw up the fancy links and then lose half the post. In its place, I give to you this junk food of the mind level post.<\/p>\n<p>You may be wondering, &#8220;Elaine, I know you&#8217;ve been using the Internet since the days of 2400 baud modems. What especially do you think I should see on the Internet before I die?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Easy! <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thecheesecakeisrich.blogspot.com\">www.thecheesecakeisrich.blogspot.com<\/a> of course. (I never knew I was such a smarmy self-promoter until now)<\/p>\n<p>If you know I&#8217;ve been an Internet geek and one-time AOL scenetress since the slightly older days, you probably know I&#8217;m a pop culture whore who &#8220;knows&#8221; exactly who in Hollywood is gay or a druggie. The best place on the Internet for gossip is not actually on the web but on Usenet(well, I suppose it is on the web if you use Google or something, which, HEY, gives me an idea&#8230;). My personal favorites are the Usenet Newsgroups <a href=\"http:\/\/groups.google.com\/groups?hl=en&amp;lr=&amp;ie=UTF-8&amp;group=alt.showbiz.gossip\">alt.showbiz.gossip<\/a> and its twisted sister <a href=\"http:\/\/groups.google.com\/groups?hl=en&amp;lr=&amp;ie=UTF-8&amp;group=alt.gossip.celebrities\">alt.gossip.celebrities<\/a> . One of these groups (alt.gossip.celebrities I think) actually broke the news of Britney&#8217;s brief wedding in Vegas. I mean, damn! How cool is that? And when I say &#8216;broke the news&#8217; I do not mean they posted a link to some article in People or US. I mean someone posted &#8216;Britney Spears is getting married, it&#8217;ll be in the papers tomorrow!&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>Other great places that I love:<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.eaglesfans.com\/\">Eaglesfans.com<\/a> &#8211; the #1 site for information about the band the Eagles. Two totally devoted fans run the site along with their adorable weiner dogs. You&#8217;d think the site was their only job but no! They&#8217;re teachers as well. I give money to this site like my husband gives money to NPR. What? It&#8217;s where I get news.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.maritimematters.com\/shipnews.html\">Maritime Matters<\/a> &#8211; Gene and I went on a cruise back in June 2003. While we were in Freeport in the Bahamas I caught sight of several other cruise ships. But these ships looked older and there was not a soul nearby. After we returned to the States I found out that these ships were going to be sold, most likely for scrap metal in the third world. Ever since this, I depend on Maritime Matters to fill me in whenever I&#8217;m curious about a cruise ship. (For fun information about the miniutae of sailing, check out <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cruisecritic.com\/\">CruiseCritic<\/a>).<\/p>\n<p>Gotta go &#8212; Gene left to play <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wizards.com\/dnd\">poker<\/a> so I&#8217;m alone with the dogs and they&#8217;re roughhousing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had a really amazing and genius level post all ready but I managed to screw up the fancy links and then lose half the post. In its place, I give to you this junk food of the mind level post. 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