{"id":1606,"date":"2009-06-09T02:22:34","date_gmt":"2009-06-09T03:22:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=1606"},"modified":"2009-06-09T02:22:34","modified_gmt":"2009-06-09T03:22:34","slug":"todays-wtf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=1606","title":{"rendered":"Today’s WTF…"},"content":{"rendered":"

I am sure I am suffering from a brain tumor or something and am hallucinating. Did I just see a headline that Bret Michaels (the skeevy guy from Poison and the ode to syphilis that is “Rock of Love”*) not only attended the Tony awards but somehow managed to get himself injured while attending them? WTF??<\/p>\n

(* Some part of me…possibly the same part that thinks smoking is cool…is curious about “Rock of Love” but purely as a research tool, I swear)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I am sure I am suffering from a brain tumor or something and am hallucinating. Did I just see a headline that Bret Michaels (the skeevy guy from Poison and the ode to syphilis that is “Rock of Love”*) not only attended the Tony awards but somehow managed to get himself injured while attending them?…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1606","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-thats-entertainment"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1606","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1606"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1606\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1606"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1606"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1606"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}