{"id":162,"date":"2005-01-11T19:08:21","date_gmt":"2005-01-11T19:08:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2005\/01\/11\/110548850190250381\/"},"modified":"2005-01-11T19:08:21","modified_gmt":"2005-01-11T19:08:21","slug":"110548850190250381","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=162","title":{"rendered":"110548850190250381"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href='http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/img\/161\/1751\/640\/Xmas04%20and%20Wedding%20Gown%20005.jpg'><img border='0' src='http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/img\/161\/1751\/320\/Xmas04%20and%20Wedding%20Gown%20005.jpg'><\/a><br \/>\nand THEN I found this little nothing in my closet&#8230;now do you understand why I&#8217;m such a crackhead loser? I forgot my OWN wedding gown&#8230;or couldn&#8217;t recognize it. I bet that most of the readers who a) are smarter than me (that&#8217;s all of you) and b) were at my wedding were really scratching your heads&#8230;&#8221;Umm, isn&#8217;t that the same gown she wore back then?&#8221; I have got to order wedding pics. That&#8217;s it.&nbsp;<a href='http:\/\/www.hello.com\/' target='ext'><img src='http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/pbh.gif' alt='Posted by Hello' border='0' align='absmiddle'><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>and THEN I found this little nothing in my closet&#8230;now do you understand why I&#8217;m such a crackhead loser? I forgot my OWN wedding gown&#8230;or couldn&#8217;t recognize it. I bet that most of the readers who a) are smarter than me (that&#8217;s all of you) and b) were at my wedding were really scratching your&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-162","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-really-deep-thoughts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/162","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=162"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/162\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=162"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=162"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=162"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}