{"id":1628,"date":"2009-06-25T23:51:24","date_gmt":"2009-06-26T00:51:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=1628"},"modified":"2009-06-25T23:51:24","modified_gmt":"2009-06-26T00:51:24","slug":"arrrgh-i-tell-you-arrrrgh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=1628","title":{"rendered":"Arrrgh, I tell you. Arrrrgh"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I want:<\/p>\n<p>1) A vacation. I am hoping to take some time off around Gene&#8217;s birthday in August and we&#8217;re going up north in October but I want to go to the beach. I don&#8217;t know where my massive sense of entitlement comes from (we didn&#8217;t take vacations when I was a kid or anything, so it&#8217;s not like I&#8217;m trying to recreate a childhood trip to Florida) but I want a good vacation! ::footstomp::<\/p>\n<p>2) An iPhone (but I want the vacation more)<\/p>\n<p>3) Pizza Hut. Very badly. \u00a0I overcooked a turkey breast last night and it came out dry and ack! Tonight&#8217;s dinner: leftover dry turkey. I wish I&#8217;d bought some gravy at the store on the way home.<\/p>\n<p>This week has suuuuuucked.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I want: 1) A vacation. I am hoping to take some time off around Gene&#8217;s birthday in August and we&#8217;re going up north in October but I want to go to the beach. I don&#8217;t know where my massive sense of entitlement comes from (we didn&#8217;t take vacations when I was a kid or anything,&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1628","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-in-cheesecake-city"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1628","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1628"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1628\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1628"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1628"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1628"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}