I need to work harder lying about my age.<\/p>\n
Gene and I are watching “Zack & Miri Make a Porno” and there is a scene with Justin Long (the guy who plays Mac in the “I’m a Mac, I’m a PC” ads) and Seth Rogen (the titular “Zack”) and Gene says, “There is no way they could have gone to school together.”<\/p>\n
“I know!” I reply. “Seth Rogen has GOT to be a little older than me and Justin Long is really young.”<\/p>\n
My mistake was looking this up on IMDB.com.<\/p>\n
Seth Rogen was born in 1982. (Surely the oldest looking 27 year old ever)<\/p>\n
Justin Long was born in 1978. (Surely the youngest looking 31 year old ever)<\/p>\n
I’m going to start drinking now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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