(or at least a phone I could successfully use to post on the blog and\/or Facebook).<\/p>\n
If I had an iPhone, I would have told you all this:<\/p>\n
“I wish you all could see what just came out of my ears!”<\/p>\n
So, my ears hurt. Mostly lefty, but righty isn’t too happy. I had planned to see Dr. Hottie (my GP) on July 17 (after a super fun gyno procedure) but instead… well, I drove to lunch today and as I was making a turn all of a sudden the inside of my ear screamed. Ouch! It felt a little too much like my Epic Sinus Infection of 2003 (the one where Dr. Hottie made me get an MRI before he’d call in meds – why do I think he’s cute?) so I made an executive decision.<\/p>\n
Anyway. Yadda yadda yadda, 3:30 “work in” appointment with Dr. Hottie’s associate. His first solution was to irrigate both ears. I am pretty sure I saw angels, folks. And a ton of earwax. (Eeew, I know! But true!) It was hilarious – the nurse handled this and she told me how much she loooooves irrigating patients’ ears. She was really good at it!<\/p>\n
So, endgame: eardrops (that I will use! I PROMISE! even if I have to come to work with a cottonball in my ear) and antibiotics for the next 10 days.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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