{"id":167,"date":"2005-01-16T14:21:25","date_gmt":"2005-01-16T14:21:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2005\/01\/16\/how-can-i-miss-you\/"},"modified":"2005-01-16T14:21:25","modified_gmt":"2005-01-16T14:21:25","slug":"how-can-i-miss-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=167","title":{"rendered":"How can I miss you&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you won&#8217;t go the fuck away??<\/p>\n<p>As previously noted, I have a &#8220;house full&#8221; &#8212; the MIL and the step son. Blanche very sweetly made us all breakfast this morning but it&#8217;s a battle dealing with the cleanup. We each have our way &#8212; and my way gets it done&#8230;eventually! Her way is to slave away immediately. I know she only does it to be helpful and nice, so I&#8217;m trying to be good and swallow the&#8230;petty annoyance. I know it&#8217;s all petty anyway.<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday we celebrated the boy&#8217;s 11th birthday (which is really next weekend) by going to Cheesecake Factory for&#8230;cheesecake. And Shepherd&#8217;s Pie (the boy&#8217;s entree), which\u00a0he ate for lunch AND dinner. Then Blanche and I separated and we went to Dillard&#8217;s to go buy a Valentine&#8217;s present for Gene (sshhh!) and some clothes for me (3 pairs of pants and a t-shirt for a total of something like $45). Gene and\u00a0the boy\u00a0bought shoes and socks for Gene, which is a good thing&#8230;since Gene works from home&#8230;and the boy&#8217;s shoes were falling apart. God knows, we were in a mall &#8212; the Pretty Person mall, in fact &#8212; without any shoe stores selling kids shoes. So Blanche and I took\u00a0the boy\u00a0to Kohl&#8217;s last night. The whole thing worked out, but it&#8217;s like &#8220;Would it have killed you?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Today, I was taking a nap when the phone rang. It was one of Gene&#8217;s poker buddies from the game. Gene invited him over to (giggle) watch Battlestar Gallactica on the pvr (heheheheheheh)&#8230; oh, GOD&#8230; ha ha ha ha ha ha! So now they&#8217;re going to be hanging out in the bedroom (that&#8217;s where the PVR is) and I&#8217;m not sure what my plans are. I&#8217;d like to escape and go somewhere alone, but I don&#8217;t want to abandon Blanche.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you won&#8217;t go the fuck away?? As previously noted, I have a &#8220;house full&#8221; &#8212; the MIL and the step son. Blanche very sweetly made us all breakfast this morning but it&#8217;s a battle dealing with the cleanup. We each have our way &#8212; and my way gets it done&#8230;eventually! Her way is to&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-167","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-really-deep-thoughts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/167","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=167"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/167\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=167"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=167"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=167"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}