{"id":1671,"date":"2009-08-12T23:24:41","date_gmt":"2009-08-13T00:24:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=1671"},"modified":"2009-08-12T23:24:41","modified_gmt":"2009-08-13T00:24:41","slug":"bad-sign","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=1671","title":{"rendered":"bad sign&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just had to hunt through 4 different &#8220;Favorites&#8221; menus in Safari (my web browser of choice) before I could find my link to post in my own blog.<\/p>\n<p>In better news, the Great Black and Brown Hunter (a\/k\/a Betty) killed a rabbit today. And left it behind my chair. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Fortunately, Gene handled disposal. Eek.<\/p>\n<p>And in TRULY better news: Gene got a phone call yesterday from a lady reporting that she had our dogs &#8211; black and brown dogs &#8211; and that one of them was badly injured. The dogs had tags from the suburb&#8217;s police department. They had the same personalized collars (with names and phone #s) that Betty &amp; Scooby have. (That is, the collars had OUR phone #s on them, just different dog names).<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;M&#8217;am,&#8221; Gene says, &#8220;I can see my dogs right here.&#8221;<br \/>\nHow did these impostor dogs get collars with our phone # on them? Weird! I hope the injured dog is safe, but I am enough of an asshole to admit that I am glad the dogs were not ours. When I got home (the lady called 3 minutes before I leave work), Gene was lying in the dog bed, holding both dogs like his life depended on it. (Awwwwwwwww).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just had to hunt through 4 different &#8220;Favorites&#8221; menus in Safari (my web browser of choice) before I could find my link to post in my own blog. In better news, the Great Black and Brown Hunter (a\/k\/a Betty) killed a rabbit today. And left it behind my chair. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Fortunately, Gene handled disposal&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,6,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1671","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-i-are-educated","category-sweet-things-my-husband-has-done","category-the-hounds"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1671","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1671"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1671\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1671"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1671"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1671"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}