HI EVERY-BODY!<\/p>\n
(Hi Doctor Nick…)<\/p>\n
Anyway!<\/p>\n
Not much new here. Monday we took\u00a0the boy\u00a0and Blanche home, bought a ton more dog food\/toys\/etc and met with Blanche’s realtor.<\/p>\n
Ooh. Let’s go to realtor.com and see if Blanche’s house is listed! Ooh, it is, it is!<\/p>\n
No pressure, friends, neighbors and lucky readers of my ‘blog.<\/p>\n
Anyway, got home about 9 pm on Monday. Way to have a 3 day weekend. Tuesday, we got through about half of our restaurants W-2 printing when we realized something wasn’t right on them — the company name :::foreheadsmack::: Ugh. I stayed until 5:30 last night to get us to the same point we were at when I arrived at work Tuesday morning. Today, we’re almost finished. Hooray!<\/p>\n
Today was big fabulous nail day. Started the breakup process with Patty (Hi Patty!). Waahh. Got a manicure and a pedicure. Have already ruined — and I mean really, really ruined — the pedicure. Stupid, Stupid Elaine. Was supposed to meet Gene at 7:15 at Japanese restaurant. Didn’t leave salon until quarter til 8. Jammed unset feet in shoes to walk into restaurant. Stupid, Stupid Elaine.<\/p>\n
Let’s write a Stupid Elaine haiku. Five syllables, Seven Syllables, Five Syllables, right?<\/p>\n
What a Stupid Hooch
\nDoes she think pedis grow on trees?
\nStupid, Stupid, Stupid Elaine<\/p>\n
BTW, that counts as haiku only using “new math”. Don’t cry for me, Argentina — there is something about calling yourself Stupid 9 times that really makes you smile. If you can’t laugh at yourself…<\/p>\n
UGH. Pedicures are expensive. What a stupid, stupid thing to do. I meant to bring my pedicure flip flops with me and that would have made things…better. Maybe I will totally princess out and see if Patty can give me a polish change tomorrow after work. Way to erradicate your gift certificate with stupid extra services, Elaine…<\/p>\n
G’night!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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