(heh heh, chest)<\/p>\n
So if I had a billion dollars I would buy Facebook so I could make the following rule:<\/p>\n
“Profile pictures must be of a person and not your cats, cars, or adorable twin babies. Your cat and babies sure look cute but eventually you’ll end up under ‘Suggestions’ with the caption ‘you and Bob both went to Central High*’ and everyone who went to Central High will say to themselves, ‘Gee, I don’t remember a 3 month old in the graduating class at good ol’ Central High.’ Pictures of you holding the baby or cats are fine.”<\/p>\n
(I promise it’s not the 3 month old part that annoys me. It could be a profile picture of a particularly attractive jelly doughnut – echh, jelly doughnuts – and I would feel the same way).<\/p>\n
* Central High = generic name of course… Google n’ all, right?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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