{"id":1759,"date":"2009-10-24T01:30:24","date_gmt":"2009-10-24T02:30:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=1759"},"modified":"2009-10-24T01:30:24","modified_gmt":"2009-10-24T02:30:24","slug":"huh-pollyanna-was-right","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=1759","title":{"rendered":"Huh, Pollyanna was right"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(who knew?)<\/p>\n<p>So, today I saw four doctors. Actually, three doctors and a dentist. Therefore, my day went like this:<\/p>\n<p>7:45 AM: &#8220;Brush your gums more!&#8221; (I haven&#8217;t had the heart to tell my dentist that we should all just be pleased that I make it out of bed in the morning and that any time I spend brushing my teeth is just gravy)<\/p>\n<p>10:00 AM: &#8220;Here, take some cough syrup with codeine&#8221; (YAY)<\/p>\n<p>2:00 PM: &#8220;Why, YES your insurance will cover 1 or maybe 2 rounds of IVF and NO you don&#8217;t have polycystic ovarian syndrome and call us on the first day of your next period (sorry Dad) to schedule bloodwork&#8221; (I&#8217;m pretty sure Gene and I both gave Dr. K the tilted head confused look that Betty gives us when we ask why she won&#8217;t get a job)<\/p>\n<p>3:00 PM: &#8220;Yeahhh, the test came back WORSE than last time, so sure hope you&#8217;re planning for IVF! And you might want to consider this test and that test. Your insurance may cover it or else it&#8217;ll cost $1500.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So, OK, that last visit sucked, but the other three weren&#8217;t bad. Yay! But you know what&#8217;s really impressive to me? I came here to write one of my &#8220;What was the point in waiting????&#8221; posts but instead I wrote this one. Yay me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(who knew?) So, today I saw four doctors. Actually, three doctors and a dentist. Therefore, my day went like this: 7:45 AM: &#8220;Brush your gums more!&#8221; (I haven&#8217;t had the heart to tell my dentist that we should all just be pleased that I make it out of bed in the morning and that any&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1759","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-baby-dreaming"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1759","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1759"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1759\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1759"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1759"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1759"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}