{"id":1763,"date":"2009-10-30T23:56:13","date_gmt":"2009-10-31T00:56:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=1763"},"modified":"2009-10-30T23:56:13","modified_gmt":"2009-10-31T00:56:13","slug":"dear-people-selling-things","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=1763","title":{"rendered":"Dear People Selling Things:"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, I hear there is a new law that says that if a company sends a blogger free stuff and the blogger writes about the product, they also have to say &#8220;And WidgetCo sent this to me to review&#8230;&#8221; or something.<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s get something straight, OK? If you are a company who wants to sell stuff (especially if it is stuff that my readership [ie, my family] is into), you are more than welcome to send it to me. I will review it. I will say that it is the most amazing thing ever and I will say it even if the product is lousy. WANT FREE THINGS.<\/p>\n<p>This goes double for people who make the following items:<\/p>\n<p>1) Gray pants<\/p>\n<p>2) Perfume (but nothing ghetto fabulous or &#8220;designed&#8221; by a tacky celebrity)<\/p>\n<p>3) Those dealywhackers that live in your car and give you directions. (Seriously. I live in a city with not one but many spots where Smith Street intersects with Smith Street, near where Smith Street intersects Smith Glen St and Smith Grove Avenue. One of our doctor&#8217;s appointments last Friday was on one of these intersections and I sincerely thought we might have to abandon the car and become hobos).<\/p>\n<p>4) High thread count sheets (or Wamsutta &#8211; my new favorite bed sheets cost $30 and the thread count is lower, but the brand is better, so I think I came out ahead)<\/p>\n<p>5) Dish Network. Or DirecTV. Or Time Warner Cable, I don&#8217;t care. (Especially if I can have a free DVR).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, I hear there is a new law that says that if a company sends a blogger free stuff and the blogger writes about the product, they also have to say &#8220;And WidgetCo sent this to me to review&#8230;&#8221; or something. Let&#8217;s get something straight, OK? If you are a company who wants to sell&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1763","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-in-cheesecake-city"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1763","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1763"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1763\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1763"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1763"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1763"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}