{"id":1779,"date":"2009-11-10T01:53:32","date_gmt":"2009-11-10T02:53:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=1779"},"modified":"2009-11-10T01:53:32","modified_gmt":"2009-11-10T02:53:32","slug":"if-i-dont-get-your-call-then-everything-goes-wrong","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=1779","title":{"rendered":"Ring, telephone!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Soooo&#8230; blood draw was on Wednesday at 8:30 AM. I still haven&#8217;t heard anything. I&#8217;m not nervous, just excited to hear something. If this is the month to start Lupron and other injectables, I&#8217;d like a little time to weigh my pharmacy options and find the lowest cost provider.<\/p>\n<p>In the meantime, here are some interesting resources that I have used to gather info:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ivf-indiana.com\/ivf-packet\/ivf-packet.pdf\" target=\"_blank\">IVF Packet<\/a> from an IVF clinic in Indianapolis. This is literally the most interesting thing I&#8217;ve read this year. I have copies of it on White Dog and my computer at work. I swear I didn&#8217;t just pick this one because it&#8217;s from Indiana, although it doesn&#8217;t hurt. And why oh why doesn&#8217;t Dr. K&#8217;s group have such interesting reading on THEIR site??<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ivf.ca\/calcu2.htm\" target=\"_blank\">IVF Calculator<\/a> &#8211; from an IVF site from Canada. Just type in November 1, 2009 at the top (next to &#8220;menstrual date&#8221;) and it will tell you WTF might happen in a perfect world&#8230; in 2006. (I blame that on it being a Canadian site, what with their <a href=\"http:\/\/southpark.wikia.com\/wiki\/Canada\" target=\"_blank\">square wheels<\/a> and all).<\/p>\n<p>Something else interesting: in my perfect world a 5 day transfer would be scheduled for the day before the absolutely positively busiest day of the year for me. As in, &#8220;I don&#8217;t care how many cells you had transferred, you get your ass in this office at 4 am and do payroll for the next 11 hours.&#8221; And the day after that is the day we&#8217;d leave for Indiana or Ohio so I&#8217;d be in a car for 12-ish hours on Xmas eve.<\/p>\n<p>(Boy oh boy, there is no good time to knock up a test tube, is there?)<\/p>\n<p>(How do people get pregnant by accident, again?)<\/p>\n<p>Confidential to Macauley\/Bill: Yes, little brother, I planned ALL OF THIS so I could find out if we succeeded on your birthday. How did you know? \ud83d\ude09 (By the way, give me a call &#8211; I want to make you an offer you&#8217;d be stupid to refuse. Get my work # from Mom).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Soooo&#8230; blood draw was on Wednesday at 8:30 AM. I still haven&#8217;t heard anything. I&#8217;m not nervous, just excited to hear something. If this is the month to start Lupron and other injectables, I&#8217;d like a little time to weigh my pharmacy options and find the lowest cost provider. In the meantime, here are some&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1779","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-baby-dreaming","category-lets-get-ready-to-ramble"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1779","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1779"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1779\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1779"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1779"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1779"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}