{"id":1818,"date":"2009-12-04T02:53:05","date_gmt":"2009-12-04T03:53:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=1818"},"modified":"2009-12-04T02:53:05","modified_gmt":"2009-12-04T03:53:05","slug":"disposall","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=1818","title":{"rendered":"Disposall"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(that is not a typo, that is how the late great Blanche pronounced disposal, as in garbage disposal. That was one of those Blanche things that made me nuts before she died but now I can&#8217;t say &#8220;disposal&#8221; the right way half the time).<\/p>\n<p>So, guess what appliance croaked at our house? Yes, the garbage disposal<span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">l<\/span>. Apparently it ate itself. Now even the appliances are committing suicide to get away. Did you know there are several brands of disposal<span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">l<\/span>? And that each of them come in different \u00a0# of horsepower. I think the old one had 1\/3 or 1\/2 HP but we hope to replace it with a 3\/4 or 1 HP model. I can&#8217;t wait to pat the sink after the new disposal<span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">l<\/span> is installed and say &#8220;Yep, there&#8217;s one pony in there!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>(Eeeww, that came out sounding more gross than funny. Sorry).<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, the handyman is coming over tomorrow to discuss installing a new disposal<span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">l<\/span> as well as a few other random tasks that Gene and I are too lazy and\/or untalented to accomplish. (Brandy, remember the time that you said that I like to hire people to do stuff? You&#8217;re 100% right).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(that is not a typo, that is how the late great Blanche pronounced disposal, as in garbage disposal. That was one of those Blanche things that made me nuts before she died but now I can&#8217;t say &#8220;disposal&#8221; the right way half the time). So, guess what appliance croaked at our house? Yes, the garbage&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1818","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-in-cheesecake-city"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1818","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1818"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1818\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1818"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1818"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1818"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}