{"id":1832,"date":"2009-12-16T23:21:21","date_gmt":"2009-12-17T00:21:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=1832"},"modified":"2009-12-16T23:21:21","modified_gmt":"2009-12-17T00:21:21","slug":"note-to-self","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=1832","title":{"rendered":"Note to self:"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Self, the closest place to buy Thompson Grapes is the Piggly Wiggly grocery store 3 hours away.<\/p>\n<p>(Oh well. Mom, this means the pressure is doubly on you &#8211; you have to make the fruit salad for Xmas, OK? I know it&#8217;s expensive, but I will pay you. Or stick a freakin&#8217; bow on it, I do not care. Want. Fruit. Salad. Has medicinal value).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Self, the closest place to buy Thompson Grapes is the Piggly Wiggly grocery store 3 hours away. (Oh well. Mom, this means the pressure is doubly on you &#8211; you have to make the fruit salad for Xmas, OK? I know it&#8217;s expensive, but I will pay you. Or stick a freakin&#8217; bow on it,&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1832","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-deadly-poison-deadly-poison-ahh-tasty-fish"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1832","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1832"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1832\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1832"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1832"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1832"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}