I stole this from a 16 year old’s blog….<\/p>\n
LAYER ONE: BASIC<\/strong> I stole this from a 16 year old’s blog…. LAYER ONE: BASIC Name: Elaine Birth date: 3\/22\/77 Birthplace: Indianapolis, IN. And if you call it “India-no-place” I’ll break your jaw. Current Location: The Beautiful South Eye Color: Green (?) Hair Color:brown at the top, blonder toward the bottom Height: 5 foot 5 Righty or Lefty:…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-186","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-really-deep-thoughts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/186","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=186"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/186\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=186"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=186"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=186"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nName: Elaine
\nBirth date: 3\/22\/77
\nBirthplace: Indianapolis, IN. And if you call it “India-no-place” I’ll break your jaw.
\nCurrent Location: The Beautiful South
\nEye Color: Green (?)
\nHair Color:brown at the top, blonder toward the bottom
\nHeight: 5 foot 5
\nRighty or Lefty: righty
\nZodiac Sign: Aries
\nLAYER TWO: On The Inside<\/strong>
\nYour heritage: Danish (paternal side) and maybe German (maternal side)
\nShoes you wore today:brown Aerosoles
\nYour weakness: chocolate
\nYour fears:something happening to either of the dogs. I’m going to be a basketcase when I have a kid.
\nYour perfect pizza: pepperoni.
\nLAYER THREE: Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow<\/strong>
\nYour most overused phrase on: “And there you have it” or “F***”
\nYour thoughts first waking up: What can I do to get out of going to work?
\nYour best physical feature:my nice, smooth elbows
\nYour bedtime: last night I was in bed by 9:30
\nYour most missed memory: the times when my father’s mother stopped being so….judgemental (hey, I get it honest) and was just cool
\nLAYER FOUR: Your Pick<\/strong>
\nPepsi or Coke: PEPSI. Coke?? Unless it’s a frozen coke, no way.
\nMcDonald’s or Burger King: Blehhh.
\nSingle or group dates: I’m through dating, but a group date probably would have been fun
\nAdidas or Nike:Nike. I’m such a soccer mom prep — and I can’t find any New Balance that I like.
\nLipton Ice Tea or Nestea: BBQ restaurant iced tea. Duh.
\nChocolate or vanilla: Chocolate. Was that really a question?
\nCappuccino or coffee: Cocoa
\nLAYER FIVE: Do You?<\/strong>
\nSmoke: no
\nCuss: like a freaking truck driving Irish soccer player.
\nSing: in the car, in the house, sometimes with Gene
\nTake a shower everyday: Oh, suuuure…. if you don’t notice the sheet wrinkles and the sleep in my eyes once in awhile.
\nHave a crush(es): of course! Don Henley circa ’91, yum.
\nThink you’ve been in love: Yes
\nLike(d) high school: Yep, but you couldn’t pay me to go back.
\nWant to get married: BTDT
\nBelieve in yourself: sometimes
\nGet motion sickness: not usually.
\nThink you’re attractive: eeckk, are you kidding? I somehow look worse than I did at 15.
\nThink you’re a health freak: freak of nature, more like.
\nGet along with your parents: Yeah most of the time
\nLike thunderstorms: Only if I don’t have to be outside during them.
\nPlay an instrument: The flutophone in grade school. (Hot cross buns, hot cross buns, one-a-penny, two-a-penny, hot cross buns….and there you have it)
\nLAYER SIX: In the past month have you…<\/strong>
\nDrank alcohol: Yes
\nSmoked: no
\nDone a drug: no
\nMade Out: Mom, turn around…. yeah, I think so.
\nGone on a date: yes. Gene and I went to dinner and a movie a month or so ago.
\nGone to the mall?: yes. Just today, even. Searched for a onesie and stalked strollers and construction on the new Babies R Us.
\nEaten an entire box of Oreos: no. An entire bag of Dove hearts (as assisted by D)? Yes. Two of them. More than 2? Maybe.
\nEaten sushi: mmm! That reminds me, I think it’s almost time to eat sushi again.
\nBeen on stage: no
\nBeen dumped: no
\nGone skating: no
\nGone skinny dipping: no
\nDyed your hair: no.
\nStolen anything: no
\nLAYER SEVEN: Ever…<\/strong>
\nPlayed a game that required removal of clothing: no
\nBeen trashed or extremely intoxicated: yes
\nBeen caught “doing something”: If I have, I clearly have blocked it out.
\nBeen called a tease: yes, by my husband – I think he was joking, though
\nGotten beaten up: no
\nLAYER EIGHT: Getting Older<\/strong>
\nAge you hope to be married: I was 25
\nNumbers and Names of Children: Hey hey hey. I talked Gene down from NEVER…one kid, either gender is OK. Boys: Jack, Jake, Graham Girls: Margaret, Miranda, etc
\nDescribe your dream wedding:A wedding with better invitations and much better photos. And not in July in the FREAKING SOUTH. WTF was I thinking?
\nHow do you want to die: asleep
\nWhat do you want to be when you grow up: Curator of the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame.
\nWhat country would you most like to visit: Samantha Brown (on the Travel Network) described England as Europe lite, so that sounds like a good starter.
\nLAYER NINE: In a boy (or girl)<\/strong>
\nBest eye color?: blue
\nBest hair color?: dark. Yummmmmm
\nShort or long hair: well kept, whatever length.
\nHeight: over 6 foot tall
\nBest first date location: i dunno doesn’t really matter
\nLAYER TEN: In The Numbers…<\/strong>
\nNumber of drugs taken illegally: Mom, stay turned around….
\nNumber of people I could trust with my life: at least 3.
\nNumber of CDs that I own: too freaking many
\nNumber of piercings: 2
\nNumber of tattoos: none, never.
\nNumber of times my name has appeared in the Newspaper?: at least once. I wrote a “Young Voices” column for the Indianapolis Star a million and a half years ago. I think Mom still has a copy.
\nNumber of scars on my body: some chicken pox scars, wrist scar from Max the dog…
\nNumber of things in my past that I regret: I regret a surprising amount of things but I think it all turned out OK. I still wish I had ordered non crappy invites to the wedding and I have taken it upon myself to obssess over the pochettes at Paper Direct…I am such a loser!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"