{"id":1898,"date":"2010-01-23T23:53:45","date_gmt":"2010-01-23T13:53:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=1898"},"modified":"2010-01-23T23:53:45","modified_gmt":"2010-01-23T13:53:45","slug":"even-terrorists-want-w-2s","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=1898","title":{"rendered":"even terrorists want w-2s"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t know if this dream is funny, weird or something else&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>So, the w-2s arrived at work yesterday (Friday). D and Gwen sort them (there are 3000 of the little suckers) and all the current employee W2s are sent via FedEx to the locations. I didn&#8217;t do much to help (busy sorting checks).<\/p>\n<p>Clearly I felt guilty about not doing more to help D and Gwen because last night I dreamt that terrorists were trying to kill me (??) to get their W-2s. I know we have some real jerks at my employer&#8217;s but I didn&#8217;t think any of them were Al-Qaeda.<\/p>\n<p>(I know, I know&#8230;trying to explain the logic from your own dream is tough)<\/p>\n<p>PS: I think I&#8217;m pregnant with a food baby&#8230; thank you Melting Pot!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t know if this dream is funny, weird or something else&#8230; So, the w-2s arrived at work yesterday (Friday). D and Gwen sort them (there are 3000 of the little suckers) and all the current employee W2s are sent via FedEx to the locations. I didn&#8217;t do much to help (busy sorting checks). Clearly&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,21,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1898","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-in-cheesecake-city","category-mahjobiscrappis","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1898","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1898"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1898\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1898"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1898"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1898"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}