{"id":190,"date":"2005-02-15T19:08:00","date_gmt":"2005-02-15T19:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2005\/02\/15\/hmm-how-many-times-did-i-drop-the-f-bomb\/"},"modified":"2005-02-15T19:08:00","modified_gmt":"2005-02-15T19:08:00","slug":"hmm-how-many-times-did-i-drop-the-f-bomb","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=190","title":{"rendered":"Hmm, how many times did I drop the F Bomb?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The first person to guess correctly wins&#8230;well, my apologies for turning into a drunk hockey player\/truck driver.<\/p>\n<p>Gene left for VA this morning and will return early Friday AM. While he&#8217;s gone I need to get things finished for the Dog Park pass. The SAHM next door has hers so Gene wants to know where ours is. Well, dear, I&#8217;d have a lot more time if I, too, didn&#8217;t have a job outside the house. (I say this like I&#8217;m going to turn into Donna Reed if we have a kid&#8230;).<\/p>\n<p>I also intend to:<br \/>\nWatch Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, Raising Helen (ooh, romantic movie&#8230;alone), and&#8230;another movie. Don&#8217;t remember.<br \/>\nLoad more stuff onto IPod.<br \/>\nWork on the book &#8212; I haven&#8217;t even looked at the notes I made in Indiana, sketching out the second half.<br \/>\nClean refrigerator.<br \/>\nFold laundry.<br \/>\nChange sheets (we&#8217;ve got the dog sheets on now, but the humans miss having the bed to themselves&#8230;).<\/p>\n<p>So if I have all these fun things to do, why am I lazing about, obsessively playing quizzes on Sploofus.com? (oh, hey, Betty&#8217;s in here&#8230;I wonder how long she&#8217;s been here). Well, because I&#8217;m lazy of course.<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s go see how much I can get done in the next 45 minutes&#8230;wish me luck \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The first person to guess correctly wins&#8230;well, my apologies for turning into a drunk hockey player\/truck driver. Gene left for VA this morning and will return early Friday AM. While he&#8217;s gone I need to get things finished for the Dog Park pass. The SAHM next door has hers so Gene wants to know where&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-190","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-really-deep-thoughts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/190","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=190"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/190\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=190"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=190"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=190"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}