{"id":1932,"date":"2010-02-17T16:39:38","date_gmt":"2010-02-17T06:39:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=1932"},"modified":"2010-02-17T16:39:38","modified_gmt":"2010-02-17T06:39:38","slug":"european-tour-2010","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=1932","title":{"rendered":"European Tour 2010"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, theoretically we are going to Germany in June\/July. Now, flights to Kuala Lumpur were crazy expensive, but we only had to pay for one ticket (mine) since Gene&#8217;s lovely employer paid his way. So I keep cruising over to Expedia.com to look at flights and here are my thoughts (because I know you care):<\/p>\n<p>1) Expedia, please stop trying to pre-populate the field for destination airport. I start typing &#8220;BER&#8221; (Berlin &#8211; All airports, because there are currently two and isn&#8217;t that wacky?) and it tries to suggest Bermuda. Don&#8217;t make me cry, Expedia. I want to go to Bermuda, but our friends aren&#8217;t there. \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n<p>2) Why, oh why are the flights from Cheesecake City to Berlin so goddamned expensive??? Seriously. When I booked the flight from Cheesecake City to Frankfurt (we flew from Cheesecake to Frankfurt to KL), that small part of the trip was practically nothing. Why, I have actually paid more to go to Indianapolis (why? Because it&#8217;s worth it!). So why is Cheesecake to Berlin $1500?? (AUGH). Germany is not far! It is right there :::points in the general direction of East::: !!!<\/p>\n<p>3) And why do the cheapest flights (a mere $1300 for Cheesecake to Newark to WARSAW to Berlin) insist on us going through Poland? I have heard the jokes and HELL NO. (Sorry, Poland! Although I recall eating pierogies and those were delightful&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p>4) As a Leonard Cohen fan, I am severely tempted to intentionally book a flight through JFK. &#8216;Cause, you know, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.leonardcohen.com\/music.cgi?album_id=10&amp;song_id=1\" target=\"_blank\">first we take Manhattan, then we take Berlin<\/a>&#8230; (Why doesn&#8217;t Gene think that&#8217;s funny? WHY???) (Is it because JFK is technically in Queens, I think?) (WhatEVer!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, theoretically we are going to Germany in June\/July. Now, flights to Kuala Lumpur were crazy expensive, but we only had to pay for one ticket (mine) since Gene&#8217;s lovely employer paid his way. So I keep cruising over to Expedia.com to look at flights and here are my thoughts (because I know you care):&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1932","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-travels"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1932","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1932"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1932\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1932"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1932"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1932"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}