{"id":1984,"date":"2010-05-09T04:06:14","date_gmt":"2010-05-08T18:06:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=1984"},"modified":"2010-05-09T04:06:14","modified_gmt":"2010-05-08T18:06:14","slug":"spew","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=1984","title":{"rendered":"Spew"},"content":{"rendered":"

Okay, so Gene has a work convention in Las Vegas the week after next. He’s leaving on Wednesday <\/span>Friday. I am 80% sure I am coming with. But here is how my mind is processing this whole thing:<\/p>\n

OMG, what if Gwen won’t let me have the week off?<\/p>\n

OMG, what if we price my flight and it’s like $1000?<\/p>\n

I need a vacation!<\/p>\n

Can I just up n’ quit my job and then I can have all the time off I want?<\/p>\n

Well, if I do that I can’t have unemployment and I really will need that money when the employer finally gives up the ghost.<\/p>\n

Why, WHY WHY WHY WHHHHHHYYYY did I not just fucking ask Gwen on Friday after I got Gene’s email? I had TWO perfect opportunities and I SQUANDERED THEM. Story of my fucking life!!!! Ugh, this chickenshit thing is going to be an expensive mistake.<\/p>\n

The flight was $420 on Friday but now we’re less than a week until departure. $420 was bad enough but what if it’s doubled or more??????????<\/p>\n

And what if it’s too expensive but Gene still has to fly there? It’s so awkward for him.<\/p>\n

Ugh, if I only didn’t have this stupid job we could just drive out there.<\/p>\n

I wish the money fairy would just drop a huge stack of cash on my doorstep so I wouldn’t worry about this. Sometimes (may Dave Ramsey<\/a> strike me dead) I truly miss using credit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Okay, so Gene has a work convention in Las Vegas the week after next. He’s leaving on Wednesday Friday. I am 80% sure I am coming with. But here is how my mind is processing this whole thing: OMG, what if Gwen won’t let me have the week off? OMG, what if we price my…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1984","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-certifiable-undeniable","category-travels"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1984","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1984"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1984\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1984"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1984"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1984"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}