{"id":201,"date":"2005-02-25T21:34:00","date_gmt":"2005-02-25T21:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2005\/02\/25\/hello-world-2\/"},"modified":"2005-02-25T21:34:00","modified_gmt":"2005-02-25T21:34:00","slug":"hello-world-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=201","title":{"rendered":"Hello, world&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I really liked that Simpsons quote where Bart tells Homer that he preferred Homer&#8217;s half ass underparenting to his half-assed overparenting. Ha ha ha. Been reading a lot of kick ass mommy blogs (I especially like suburbanbliss.net &#8211; she is hysterical), all of whom are commenting about the book excerpted in Newsweek about loony over parenting type mommies. Appears I&#8217;m damned no matter what I do (when the time comes. Everyone already knows that over-dog-parenting is just sad).<\/p>\n<p>Really feeling too lazy to blog tonight. Sploofus is still a lot of fun. I went from being #5 among the Level One folks to being #Whothehellknows among the Level 2 folks. I think I have to score another 20,000 points before I get on the leader board. Boo. That&#8217;s what I get for knowing the answer to today&#8217;s question of the day (What state is Madonna from? Geez. I was very nearly born knowing she&#8217;s from Michigan).<\/p>\n<p>Speaking of the dogs&#8230;I was on my way back from lunch yesterday when I saw a dog trotting around a parking lot. I wasn&#8217;t driving, but I damn near made the person driving (my boss) stop. If it had been me driving, we&#8217;d have 3 dogs now. I stopped in at the pet store near this place after work to see if they&#8217;d seen the dog. They had the dog, actually. They&#8217;d given him 3 baths (3?) and the person who brought him to the pet store (rescued him, so to speak) was supposed to call for him and pick him up. I hope all&#8217;s well. I&#8217;m tempted to call over there and make sure he found a home. If this were to happen, I&#8217;d want to name the dog either Kyoto or Monty (after the two restaurants in the shopping center, Kyoto Japanese Cuisine and Monterrey Mexican Restaurant).<\/p>\n<p>I think we&#8217;ve finally figured out what we&#8217;re doing about replacing the Taurus. (For those not in the know, the &#8216;buy new car soon&#8217; light is on). I think we&#8217;re going to buy either a 2004 or 2005 Infiniti G35. I know, we&#8217;re suuuuuch yuppies. I hate car shopping. All of a sudden, when it&#8217;s dealing time, the nicey-nice stuff is gone and the jokey salesperson turns into a demon. Ick. The salesperson yesterday even suggested we write a check for the downpayment and let them keep it in their safe until the money&#8217;s there. Ummmmmmm&#8230;. and what happens if something happens and the money ISN&#8217;T there? Uck, I hate car shopping.<\/p>\n<p>Hey, guess I felt like blogging after all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I really liked that Simpsons quote where Bart tells Homer that he preferred Homer&#8217;s half ass underparenting to his half-assed overparenting. Ha ha ha. Been reading a lot of kick ass mommy blogs (I especially like suburbanbliss.net &#8211; she is hysterical), all of whom are commenting about the book excerpted in Newsweek about loony over&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-201","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-really-deep-thoughts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/201","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=201"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/201\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=201"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=201"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=201"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}