{"id":2027,"date":"2010-06-04T14:49:34","date_gmt":"2010-06-04T04:49:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=2027"},"modified":"2010-06-04T14:49:34","modified_gmt":"2010-06-04T04:49:34","slug":"youre-standing-on-my-neck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=2027","title":{"rendered":"You&#8217;re standing on my neck&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sing it with me!<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;This is my stop!<\/p>\n<p>Got to get off!<\/p>\n<p>I may go pop!<\/p>\n<p>Excuse me&#8230;excuse me!<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve got to beee dirrrrect!<\/p>\n<p>If I&#8217;m wrong, please correct!<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;re standing on my neck!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\">~Splendora, &#8220;You&#8217;re Standing on My Neck&#8221; (Daria main theme song)<\/p>\n<p>(Why am I the only one singing??)<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, so in another case of awesome begetting more awesome, my baby brother Macauley\/Bill gave me the DVD collection for sketch comedy troupe The State as an Xmas gift last year and I finished the set the week before Gene and I went to Las Vegas. Fortunately, the previews at the start of one of the DVDs included an ad for the DVD collection for the equally awesome show <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Daria\" target=\"_blank\">Daria<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>(Sidebar: Thank you Almighty D for the awesome birthday gift).<\/p>\n<p>(Have I said &#8220;awesome&#8221; enough?)<\/p>\n<p>Daria was on MTV in the 1990s and I feel pretty sure that the freaking awesome main character, Daria Morgendorffer, was me. She was sarcastic, funny and smart. Unlike me she didn&#8217;t spend all night on the internet talking to boys, but I assume that was artistic license. I have watched the first of the DVDs already and it feels like coming home. I also am concerned that this means that high school really was the best time of my life, but that has been a sneaking suspicion for awhile. Who knows, maybe my 70s will be great.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sing it with me! &#8220;This is my stop! Got to get off! I may go pop! Excuse me&#8230;excuse me! I&#8217;ve got to beee dirrrrect! If I&#8217;m wrong, please correct! You&#8217;re standing on my neck!&#8221; ~Splendora, &#8220;You&#8217;re Standing on My Neck&#8221; (Daria main theme song) (Why am I the only one singing??) Anyway, so in another&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2027","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-certifiable-undeniable","category-thats-entertainment"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2027","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2027"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2027\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2027"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2027"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2027"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}