{"id":2030,"date":"2010-06-05T12:01:44","date_gmt":"2010-06-05T02:01:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=2030"},"modified":"2010-06-05T12:01:44","modified_gmt":"2010-06-05T02:01:44","slug":"a-response-from-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=2030","title":{"rendered":"A response from me&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>to me:<\/p>\n<p>Dear Me,<\/p>\n<p>I will stop looking at Las Vegas vacations if you&#8217;ll start keeping our cell phone in our purse so we can get calls from ( \u00a0::crosses fingers:: \u00a0) POSSIBLE FUTURE EMPLOYERS CALLING TO SCHEDULE A SECOND INTERVIEW for MONDAY, which is WEEKS EARLIER THAN THEY&#8217;D ORIGINALLY PLANNED.<\/p>\n<p>Is your goal to take up residence at the soup kitchen?? DUHHH.<\/p>\n<p>Love,<\/p>\n<p>You<\/p>\n<p>PS: The new suit is way cuter than the Stupid Suit. Well done.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>to me: Dear Me, I will stop looking at Las Vegas vacations if you&#8217;ll start keeping our cell phone in our purse so we can get calls from ( \u00a0::crosses fingers:: \u00a0) POSSIBLE FUTURE EMPLOYERS CALLING TO SCHEDULE A SECOND INTERVIEW for MONDAY, which is WEEKS EARLIER THAN THEY&#8217;D ORIGINALLY PLANNED. Is your goal to&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2030","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-certifiable-undeniable"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2030","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2030"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2030\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2030"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2030"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2030"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}