{"id":2055,"date":"2010-06-17T09:47:38","date_gmt":"2010-06-16T23:47:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=2055"},"modified":"2010-06-17T09:47:38","modified_gmt":"2010-06-16T23:47:38","slug":"its-true-its-true","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=2055","title":{"rendered":"it&#8217;s true, it&#8217;s true&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have hives.<\/p>\n<p>Even a real live doctor agrees. She* even prescribed luscious Prednisone for me to take for the next 9 days along with some over the counter Zyrtec. So, I may be itchy, but (as I already said on Facebook) my house will be clean.<\/p>\n<p>As you may know &#8211; and I know I have covered this because a search for &#8220;prednisone&#8221; on my blog brings up no less than 8 different posts where I have extolled the virtues of Prednisone &#8211; it gives me a crazy amount of energy. My plan right now is to clean my entire house \u00a0(hahahahahahahah) and then when I finish the Pred, go to the Almighty D&#8217;s house and repeat the process. (She will be incapacitated).<\/p>\n<p>* Had to see Dr. Ladydoctor because Dr. Hottie is out of the office all week. WTF Hottie? Whither the Doctor Hottiness? (Wait, what does &#8220;Whither&#8221; mean?)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have hives. Even a real live doctor agrees. She* even prescribed luscious Prednisone for me to take for the next 9 days along with some over the counter Zyrtec. So, I may be itchy, but (as I already said on Facebook) my house will be clean. As you may know &#8211; and I know&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2055","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-in-cheesecake-city"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2055","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2055"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2055\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2055"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2055"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2055"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}