{"id":206,"date":"2005-03-02T18:07:00","date_gmt":"2005-03-02T18:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2005\/03\/02\/110980530456832516\/"},"modified":"2005-03-02T18:07:00","modified_gmt":"2005-03-02T18:07:00","slug":"110980530456832516","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=206","title":{"rendered":"110980530456832516"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So many NFL players are obese? Hmm. If ATHLETES are obese now, what hope is there for me?<\/p>\n<p>Currently, I have the IPod set to play all 555 songs I have on it in alphabetical order. What that means is that if I have several versions of a song, I hear them all&#8230;in&#8230;a&#8230;row. When I loaded the IPod last time, I noticed I had a lot of versions of Leonard Cohen&#8217;s &#8220;Bird on a Wire&#8221;. Turns out there are FIVE. That is a lot of birds on a lot of wires, believe me. They were the version by Fairport Convention (folk group from the &#8217;70s), the version by Leonard (circa 1968), the version by Jennifer Warnes (on her tribute album &#8216;Famous Blue Raincoat&#8217; from the extremely early &#8217;90s), the version by Willie Nelson (from the Cohen tribute album, &#8216;Tower of Song&#8217; from the mid &#8217;90s) and the version by some European pop group (from the far better Cohen tribute album, &#8216;I&#8217;m Your Fan&#8217;, circa the early &#8217;90s. This album is also home to the version of Hallelujah we all heard during the movie Shrek).<\/p>\n<p>Yes, I&#8217;m a total geek, but I like listening to music in some arbitrary order. If I could sort the songs by length, I would.<\/p>\n<p>Not a bad day today at the office. Had lunch with D today. We don&#8217;t do that very often anymore. We&#8217;re both busy and anti-social, sometimes even with each other. Sometimes, the best prescription for a crappy day is to go through a drive-thru for a #6 combo (doesn&#8217;t really matter which restaurant) and then driving to an empty parking lot (maybe the far corner at Target). It&#8217;s quiet, it&#8217;s got food, and if you have a book with you, you have something to take your mind off the insanity back at the ranch.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So many NFL players are obese? Hmm. If ATHLETES are obese now, what hope is there for me? Currently, I have the IPod set to play all 555 songs I have on it in alphabetical order. What that means is that if I have several versions of a song, I hear them all&#8230;in&#8230;a&#8230;row. When I&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-206","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-really-deep-thoughts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/206","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=206"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/206\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=206"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=206"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=206"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}