{"id":2113,"date":"2010-07-24T10:25:30","date_gmt":"2010-07-24T00:25:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=2113"},"modified":"2010-07-24T10:25:30","modified_gmt":"2010-07-24T00:25:30","slug":"is-today-my-birthday-and-no-one-told-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=2113","title":{"rendered":"Is today my birthday and no one told me?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, I don&#8217;t know how to explain this, but the new job rocks. Raaaaaawwwwks.<\/p>\n<p>Did I mention that the company buys all of us lunch on Fridays? I heard this and was pleased &#8211; my previous employer was a restaurant company so there was always food around. I was looking quite forward to whatever the company deigned to purchase for my consumption &#8211; pizza, perhaps a giant sub sandwich.<\/p>\n<p>So imagine my shock when the menu that was passed around &#8211; that we got to choose our lunch from &#8211; was from Olive Garden.<\/p>\n<p>(Olive Garden sidebar: the first time I went to Olive Garden, it was with my Grandma and Grandpa M and my brother and my mom. We went because Grandpa won big at poker. Ten or so years later, Gene and I had our first date at the Olive Garden in Muncie, Indiana).<\/p>\n<p>So yay! Free Olive Garden. And free ice cream (not company sponsored, but the company who owns the building paid.)<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m patiently waiting to hear what&#8217;s wrong with this company. Blow Job Tuesdays? Maybe we all take turns cleaning the bathroom?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, I don&#8217;t know how to explain this, but the new job rocks. Raaaaaawwwwks. Did I mention that the company buys all of us lunch on Fridays? I heard this and was pleased &#8211; my previous employer was a restaurant company so there was always food around. I was looking quite forward to whatever the&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2113","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mahnewjobiscoolis"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2113","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2113"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2113\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2113"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2113"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2113"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}