{"id":2121,"date":"2010-08-01T11:04:32","date_gmt":"2010-08-01T01:04:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=2121"},"modified":"2010-08-01T11:04:32","modified_gmt":"2010-08-01T01:04:32","slug":"funny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=2121","title":{"rendered":"Funny&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Lest all of you think life at Chateau LaineyD is all stress and sadness, here is a cute conversation to dispel that rumor:<\/p>\n<p>So, Gene and I watched some TV (courtesy of Hulu, XBox and the mysteries of technology), mostly stuff from USA Network (Burn Notice, Royal Pains).<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;So, do we have anything left in the queue?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Gene: &#8220;No, I don&#8217;t think so.&#8221; ::checks queue:: &#8220;How do we have an episode of (dude reality show) Top Shot? We shouldn&#8217;t have that until tomorrow.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;Could we have slept through Saturday altogether?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>::Gene and I look at each other curiously::<\/p>\n<p>Gene: &#8220;Well, maybe we did.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;Wait, no, White Dog&#8217;s clock says Saturday. Phew!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>See, this was a possibility because, after an unnaturally early 6 am wakeup (grrrr, cell phone\/work) and Chik-Fil-A breakfast run, the humans at the house decided it was naptime and the next time I came to, it was almost noon.<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;Guess what time it is?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Gene: &#8220;Noon?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;Almost!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>and then, we finally woke up for good at 1.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lest all of you think life at Chateau LaineyD is all stress and sadness, here is a cute conversation to dispel that rumor: So, Gene and I watched some TV (courtesy of Hulu, XBox and the mysteries of technology), mostly stuff from USA Network (Burn Notice, Royal Pains). Me: &#8220;So, do we have anything left&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2121","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-in-cheesecake-city"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2121","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2121"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2121\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2121"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2121"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2121"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}