{"id":2139,"date":"2010-09-03T22:08:58","date_gmt":"2010-09-03T12:08:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=2139"},"modified":"2010-09-03T22:08:58","modified_gmt":"2010-09-03T12:08:58","slug":"heres-an-important-life-lesson","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=2139","title":{"rendered":"Here&#8217;s an important life lesson&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, I made mashed potatoes last night to go with dinner&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>(YES, I made dinner&#8230;and potatoes!! on a weeknight!)<\/p>\n<p>and learned a very important life lesson (the kind that everyone but me knows already): Always, alllllwayyyyys remember to lock the bowl into the stand mixer. If you don&#8217;t, you end up trying to shut the mixer off while simultaneously trying to keep the bucking broncho of a bowl full of potatoes, milk, butter, etc from dispersing its contents all over your kitchen.<\/p>\n<p>Glad I could help.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, I made mashed potatoes last night to go with dinner&#8230; (YES, I made dinner&#8230;and potatoes!! on a weeknight!) and learned a very important life lesson (the kind that everyone but me knows already): Always, alllllwayyyyys remember to lock the bowl into the stand mixer. If you don&#8217;t, you end up trying to shut the&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2139","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-deadly-poison-deadly-poison-ahh-tasty-fish"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2139","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2139"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2139\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2139"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2139"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2139"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}