Things I have done today:<\/p>\n
1) Preheated oven. With an entire plastic wrapped pan of Nuts & Bolts still inside. Sooo glad I didn’t mummify the Nuts & Bolts and just covered loosely. (For the record, they were in the oven to keep them safe while the cleaning lady was here yesterday).<\/p>\n
2) Freaked out when I realized exactly what that smell was and turned off oven.<\/p>\n
3) Put entire pan of chocolate chip cookie bars in oven and set timer.<\/p>\n
4) Was shocked to figure out that the cookie bars did not bake, worried that oven had broken.<\/p>\n
5) Realized I did not turn the oven back on.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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