(hell, you asked, didn’t you?)<\/p>\n
1) Peace onEarth (yes, I saw that it originally said Peace OF earth)
\n2) Exploding Audi engines
\n3) A week in St. Lucia for me.
\n4) A week somewhere else for Gene.
\n5) A week where I didn’t even have to do the small amount of chore-like things I currently do or go to work so I could hang out and watch the DVDs I have accumulated over the last two years.
\n6) A fabulously well-paying job doing something I’d really like. Like stroller advisor. Or wedding dress consultant.
\n7) A car of my own with a key fob of my own. Yes, a good Porsche would fit, thanks. (And by “good” I mean, not the Boxster, which we all know is the cheapest one, which all the dickheads buy just to say “hey, let’s take the Porsche to the beach”. Ugh.)
\n8) Karma to fucking get to work already. Jesus. Retribution NOW!
\n9) For life to have an Undo button.
\n10) To get to fly to OH instead of drive. Ugh. 12 hours each way without even Pepsi to make things brighter. Or chocolate. And MIL will be in the car, too, to look at me like I’m a crackwhore if I shotgun some peanut butter cups when we stop for gas.<\/p>\n
(is it called shotgunning if it’s chocolate we’re talking about?)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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