{"id":2313,"date":"2011-01-07T02:12:26","date_gmt":"2011-01-07T02:12:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=2313"},"modified":"2011-01-07T02:12:26","modified_gmt":"2011-01-07T02:12:26","slug":"big-payroll","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=2313","title":{"rendered":"Big Payroll"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Something I told The Almighty D (which reminds me&#8230;) the other day while we were IMing:<\/p>\n<p>Me: How&#8217;s your day going?<\/p>\n<p>D: Same stuff, different day<\/p>\n<p>Me: At New Company, the version of that is, &#8220;New stuff, every day, where&#8217;s the alcohol?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Seriously. It is cuh-ray-zee there, every day. I left yesterday at 7:20, narrowly missing the cut off to have New Company buy dinner for me (it was tempting, but I&#8217;m glad I was home in time for meat loaf and Betty Crocker boxed cheesy julienne potatoes*). It was my first 10 hour day at the new job, complete with a zero minute lunch hour (Mrs. Bossman shoved a &#8220;leftover&#8221; chicken wrap at me at 4 o&#8217;clock &#8211; mmmm, tortilla). Lazy Elaine was NOT meant for 10 hour days!<\/p>\n<p>This year end stuff is no joke. Today I took at least 30 calls (I forgot to note the final tally before logging out today at 6:01), ending the day with the sad tale of the Client Who Moved So UPS Could Not Deliver the Company&#8217;s Paychecks. Sooooo glad I wasn&#8217;t responsible for that mistake!<\/p>\n<p>All of this leaves me with just enough energy to go home, eat dinner, geek a little, watch a little TV and pass out as soon as is feasible. So, blogging isn&#8217;t a big priority right now (I started the Year in Review post back in November), but the Year End ends sooner or later, right?<\/p>\n<p>And, please let me remind you that I Love My Job. I am happier than I have been in years.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Something I told The Almighty D (which reminds me&#8230;) the other day while we were IMing: Me: How&#8217;s your day going? D: Same stuff, different day Me: At New Company, the version of that is, &#8220;New stuff, every day, where&#8217;s the alcohol?&#8221; Seriously. It is cuh-ray-zee there, every day. I left yesterday at 7:20, narrowly&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2313","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-in-cheesecake-city","category-mahnewjobiscoolis"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2313","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2313"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2313\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2313"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2313"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2313"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}