{"id":2342,"date":"2011-02-06T23:28:19","date_gmt":"2011-02-06T23:28:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=2342"},"modified":"2011-02-06T23:28:19","modified_gmt":"2011-02-06T23:28:19","slug":"from-inside-my-head","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=2342","title":{"rendered":"From inside my head…"},"content":{"rendered":"

(For the record, a number of these “thoughts” have popped up this weekend while I’ve been dozing in bed as I have been sick since, let’s say Friday night)<\/p>\n

1) I need $1000 for a purse. Where do I get $1000?<\/p>\n

2) I bet that textbooks that were used by students in the former Soviet Union are pretty hilarious now and are full of inaccuracies. I should look for “Soviet Union textbook” on eBay and see if there’s a history book or something. I bet it’s cheap!<\/p>\n

3) Ooh, I also bet it’s in Russian. Damn.<\/p>\n

4) Maybe “Chinese textbook”? Wait, that’d be in Mandarin.<\/p>\n

5) What do they speak in Cuba? Spanish. Damn.<\/p>\n

6) Am I going to work on Monday? My lazy ass says no, the rest of me knows I probably should go.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

(For the record, a number of these “thoughts” have popped up this weekend while I’ve been dozing in bed as I have been sick since, let’s say Friday night) 1) I need $1000 for a purse. Where do I get $1000? 2) I bet that textbooks that were used by students in the former Soviet…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2342","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-certifiable-undeniable","category-life-in-cheesecake-city"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2342","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2342"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2342\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2342"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2342"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2342"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}