{"id":2425,"date":"2011-04-23T22:23:06","date_gmt":"2011-04-23T22:23:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=2425"},"modified":"2011-04-23T22:23:06","modified_gmt":"2011-04-23T22:23:06","slug":"stupid-things-i-did-this-week","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=2425","title":{"rendered":"Stupid things I did this week&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>But first, breaking news: I desperately want a donut. Am considering getting up tomorrow AM specifically to go to the grocery story and buy Krispy Kremes (oh, for the luxury of a Krispy Kreme shop nearby!) but am also terrified the grocery story will be closed or out of Krispy Kremes. May have to go tonight.<\/p>\n<p>(Seriously? Everything is closed on Easter but open on Thanksgiving. What the hell? This is one of those things that, as an atheist, I just don&#8217;t &#8216;get&#8217;, isn&#8217;t it?)<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, at the moment I can only think of one stupid thing I did this week, which I will sum up by saying &#8220;Just because it&#8217;s your colleague on the phone, don&#8217;t answer the phone &#8216;Hellllooooo!&#8217; because it could be a &#8216;cold&#8217; transfer and then BOY won&#8217;t the client be impressed by THAT!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>But first, breaking news: I desperately want a donut. Am considering getting up tomorrow AM specifically to go to the grocery story and buy Krispy Kremes (oh, for the luxury of a Krispy Kreme shop nearby!) but am also terrified the grocery story will be closed or out of Krispy Kremes. May have to go&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2425","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-in-cheesecake-city","category-snaked-again-naturally"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2425","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2425"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2425\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2425"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2425"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2425"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}