{"id":2430,"date":"2011-04-26T01:17:53","date_gmt":"2011-04-26T01:17:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=2430"},"modified":"2011-04-26T01:17:53","modified_gmt":"2011-04-26T01:17:53","slug":"sadie-fudd","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=2430","title":{"rendered":"Sadie Fudd*"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>OMG, Easter 2012 is cancelled and it&#8217;s my dog&#8217;s fault.<\/p>\n<p>So, this morning I was running late due to a early morning headache (fixed by Aleve because I don&#8217;t have time for a migraine on a work day) that resulted in sleeping late. I had to rush around to get lunch made (mmm, leftover ham!) and get my stuff together.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;C&#8217;mon, Sadie! Let&#8217;s tell Daddy bye bye before I go to work!&#8221; Sadie and I turned to go to Gene&#8217;s home office when<\/p>\n<p>ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK<\/p>\n<p>Dead bunny in my living room.<\/p>\n<p>(No pictures were taken)<\/p>\n<p>(You&#8217;re welcome)<\/p>\n<p>It was Gene&#8217;s turn to remove the &#8230;. ummm&#8230; departed and I walked it to the garbage can outside. Which fortunately had been emptied perhaps 30 minutes prior. Here&#8217;s to an entire week of grossness in my garbage can.<\/p>\n<p>*Well, OK, it could have been Sadie or it could have been Betty. Was Betty trying to teach Sadie to hunt? Regardless, Scooby&#8217;s a big cowardly innocent.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OMG, Easter 2012 is cancelled and it&#8217;s my dog&#8217;s fault. So, this morning I was running late due to a early morning headache (fixed by Aleve because I don&#8217;t have time for a migraine on a work day) that resulted in sleeping late. I had to rush around to get lunch made (mmm, leftover ham!)&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2430","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-in-cheesecake-city","category-the-hounds"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2430","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2430"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2430\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2430"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2430"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2430"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}