I’ve run out of stock phrases to use for blog post titles.<\/p>\n
Anyway \ud83d\ude42 I’m such a slacker of late. The laundry from Sunday STILL isn’t folded. I haven’t vacuumed anything this week at all and I can tell it needs it. My home office desk is a ** (out of possible 5 star) disaster mess. I haven’t filed stuff at home since the invention of moveable type. Only one of the dogs has their tag that makes them a legal resident of our town (Go Scoob!). And neither of them can visit the fucking dog park yet. The boy’s room is a total ‘hole (but that’s OK – he gets to freaking clean it on Saturday). Gene’s been ill all day after eating two spicy meals in a row. (You think he would have learned after one…). There are two books to pick up at the library (which closed 7 minutes ago). I need ribbon and a big bow for the pack n’ play. I need to ship out the baby gifts. I haven’t read a book in a very long time and why is that?<\/p>\n
Good things that I have done:
\n1) Most of the baby gifts are wrapped.
\n2) Hey, at least the laundry’s CLEAN.
\n3) Got my hair cut today. Pretttty.
\n4) All chocolate is gone from my desk (exception: the bag of Hershey something or others that D gave me today. She called it “My contribution to payroll” or something. Very good!)
\n5) Answered the QOTD on Sploofus today and THAT’S IT!
\n6) All caught up on my favorite blogs.
\n7) Have actually posted to my own blog.<\/p>\n
Ooh, I think I was supposed to water the flowers today. Damnedy-damn-damn-damn.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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