1) My archrival at work Broomhilda has already asked off the week of Nerd World 2011. So pissed off about this, can barely form words. Broom’s not even going to Nerd World, why does she need that specific week off?? Auuuugh!<\/p>\n
2) No really. AUUUUGH.<\/p>\n
3) Sometime before Easter I ordered a cute laptop case from one of those stupid catalogs that women pass around at work to support their sister\/friend\/neighbor who’s selling whatever (Pampered Chef, Avon, whatever). A week or so later I got a call from the sister\/friend\/neighbor (I have no idea of the relationship between my coworker and this woman, except that I just realized that one of them has my credit card number…) that my laptop case was out of stock and that I wouldn’t have it before Easter. Now it’s nearly Memorial Day so I am now ready for my laptop case.<\/p>\n
4) As I just mentioned, it’s nearly Memorial Day. I’m going to wake up tomorrow and it’ll be July 4. And next week will be Labor Day. We spend all this time waiting patiently for summer and then it arrives and it’s about 15 minutes long and then life is fall and boring again. Not fair!<\/p>\n
5) I really, really really reaaaaaaaaaalllllly want a vacation. I get 2 weeks a year, there’s nearly 1\/3 of the year that time off is not possible… is it wrong that I’m looking forward to part of a day off next Thursday? I’ll tell you what IS wrong: if I do go under the knife I’m going to spend all of my vacation recuperating. Geez, what a pisser.<\/p>\n
(Well, hopefully not).<\/p>\n
(Did you see what I did there? Awesome, right?)<\/p>\n
(Gross, Elaine. Just gross).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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