{"id":2472,"date":"2011-05-28T19:02:34","date_gmt":"2011-05-28T19:02:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=2472"},"modified":"2011-05-28T19:02:34","modified_gmt":"2011-05-28T19:02:34","slug":"oh-white-dog-you-scamp","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=2472","title":{"rendered":"Oh, White Dog, you scamp&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So! Today:<br \/>\nBreakfast at Bob Evans. Yum.<\/p>\n<p>Grocery store (had 10 things on the list, still managed to buy a lot of stuff &#8211; how does this always happen?)<\/p>\n<p>Sat at home, thought about White Dog&#8217;s power problem, saw that the Genius Bar had available appointments at 12 noon (which was about 75 minutes from when I discovered same). Ascertained that we had no other plans for the day (losers!), so then I claimed the 12 noon appointment and got White Dog packed up and ready to go. Gene came along, possibly to ensure I didn&#8217;t accidentally just buy a new MacBook. (tempting! but not really!)<\/p>\n<p>We made it to Apple and I checked in at 11:50&#8230;actually, let&#8217;s sidebar for a moment. Apple calling their tech support the &#8220;Genius Bar&#8221; makes me cringe. Having to check in for my tech support appointment with a random Apple Droid makes me crazy. Checking in 10 minutes early only to hear &#8220;Yeahhh, we&#8217;re running about 10 minutes late, why don&#8217;t you go stand next to the Apple TV display and I&#8217;ll come get you&#8221; really makes me batshit crazy.<\/p>\n<p>Not getting any help at all until nearly 12:30 nearly sent me over the frakking moon.<\/p>\n<p>But, to pass the time, I had Gene&#8217;s help. We played a game called &#8220;Top 10 Funniest Ways to Clear Out an Apple Store on a Saturday Afternoon in Summer&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Gene: &#8220;Bring Booper&#8221; (who, yes, is gassy)<\/p>\n<p>Elaine: &#8220;Start a rumor that IKEA&#8217;s giving away flat pack furniture!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Elaine: &#8220;Start a rumor that the Volkswagen dealership is having half price oil changes on Jettas&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Gene: &#8220;Maybe some kind of protest?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Elaine: &#8220;Yes! Protesting Newt Gingrich at the Tiffany store&#8221; (I&#8217;ve heard something about Newt Gingrich and Tiffany but I&#8217;m not sure what it was about &#8211; surely it&#8217;s not Tiffany the 1980s pop star, right?)<\/p>\n<p>Elaine: &#8220;Beck&#8217;s giving a free concert at the food court!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Gene: &#8220;Free hackysacks for the first 50 in the door!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Seriously, I love Apple (even though my next cell phone will almost certainly NOT be an iPhone). I love White Dog, I love the iPods (when did those get so crazy expensive?). We looked at the current model of MacBook (Un White Dog Nouveau) and it&#8217;s the same damn computer I bought 3 years ago. Why hasn&#8217;t the price gone down?<\/p>\n<p>And I am just as uncomfortable at the Apple store on a Saturday (eeeek, hippies) as I am at Walmart on a Saturday (eeeeek, rednecks). I&#8217;m getting better though &#8211; the first time I stepped foot in the Apple store, I had to immediately leave. It felt like the entire store was humming (like when you&#8217;re in a casino and it&#8217;s all just dingdingdingdingdingding).<\/p>\n<p>Endgame: White Dog&#8217;s fine. Improbably (or maybe not improbably), the issue was just the power cable I bought at Best Buy in January. Willie, my own personal Genius, replaced the cord for me gratis. And that&#8217;s a good thing; I am nowhere near ready (financially, etc) to replace White Dog. First, I have to convince Gene that once you go Mac you don&#8217;t go back.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So! Today: Breakfast at Bob Evans. Yum. Grocery store (had 10 things on the list, still managed to buy a lot of stuff &#8211; how does this always happen?) Sat at home, thought about White Dog&#8217;s power problem, saw that the Genius Bar had available appointments at 12 noon (which was about 75 minutes from&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2472","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-in-cheesecake-city","category-nerds-ahoy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2472","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2472"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2472\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2472"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2472"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2472"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}