{"id":2500,"date":"2011-07-07T01:17:25","date_gmt":"2011-07-07T01:17:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=2500"},"modified":"2011-07-07T01:17:25","modified_gmt":"2011-07-07T01:17:25","slug":"on-the-move-probably-not","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=2500","title":{"rendered":"on the move? probably not&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Every few years, Gene forwards me an email from upper management about jobs that need to be filled&#8230; remember the time he wanted to go work for a data center in Afghanistan?<\/p>\n<p>This time it&#8217;s an account where we&#8217;d live in either Washington DC or&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Hmm, some city I think I flew over once&#8230; Chicago? Noo&#8230;. ended in &#8220;polis&#8221;&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Minneapolis? No, that&#8217;s not right&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Now I remember:<\/p>\n<p>Indianapolis.<\/p>\n<p>(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t have my hopes up (about 50 things would have to happen for us to be able to move to Indiana, including selling our house in Cheesecake City) but I&#8217;m on realtor.com browsing&#8230;just for fun, of course.<\/p>\n<p>(Edited to add&#8230;Googled &#8220;Client Name Indianapolis&#8221; and it seems the client site is next to where my mother works.)<\/p>\n<p>(HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)<\/p>\n<p>(It&#8217;s &#8220;The Odd Couple Goes to Work&#8221;!)<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s the second best part: the job also requires that one spend half their time in Somewheresville, England.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every few years, Gene forwards me an email from upper management about jobs that need to be filled&#8230; remember the time he wanted to go work for a data center in Afghanistan? This time it&#8217;s an account where we&#8217;d live in either Washington DC or&#8230;. Hmm, some city I think I flew over once&#8230; Chicago?&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2500","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-indiana","category-life-in-cheesecake-city"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2500","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2500"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2500\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2500"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2500"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2500"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}