{"id":2507,"date":"2011-07-14T03:10:31","date_gmt":"2011-07-14T03:10:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=2507"},"modified":"2011-07-14T03:10:31","modified_gmt":"2011-07-14T03:10:31","slug":"random-things","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=2507","title":{"rendered":"Random Things&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here are two things that bug me:<\/p>\n<p>1) When school teachers misspell words on their Facebook updates. I really do fear for the future. I mean, holy cow, they aren&#8217;t updating their statuses in Latin for crying out loud. That said, I made about a dozen typos in the last 25 words, so whoops. Karma, you suck.<\/p>\n<p>2) When married people share Facebook accounts. Dude, they&#8217;re free. You can each have your own, assuming that you don&#8217;t include in your profile that you&#8217;re &#8220;Married But Looking&#8221; or something.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here are two things that bug me: 1) When school teachers misspell words on their Facebook updates. I really do fear for the future. I mean, holy cow, they aren&#8217;t updating their statuses in Latin for crying out loud. That said, I made about a dozen typos in the last 25 words, so whoops. Karma,&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2507","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-elsewhere-on-the-internet","category-life-in-cheesecake-city"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2507","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2507"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2507\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2507"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2507"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2507"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}