1.First name? Elaine
\n2. Were you named after anyone? My grandmother (dad’s mom) and supposedly some girl mom went to school with, but I think that was just to cheer me up for being named Elaine
\n3. Do you wish on stars? never tried
\n4. When did you last cry? I don’t remember
\n5. Do you like your handwriting? yes
\n6. What is your favorite lunch meat? chicken
\n7. What is your birth date? 3\/22\/77
\n8. What is your most embarrassing CD? Pauley Shore (yes, the Weasel)
\n9. If you were another person, who would YOU be friends with? WTF?
\n10. Do you have a journal? the cheesecake is rich, baby!
\n11. Do you use sarcasm a lot? All the fucking time. Work. Home. Online.
\n12. What are your nicknames? Lainey, Big E, Easy E (then again, I believe the real Eazy-E died of AIDS, so there’s no glory in that one). The dipshit CFO at my office has called me Egad.
\n13. Would you bungee jump? Not that daring anymore
\n14. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? No
\n15. Do you think that you are strong? Stronger than you might think, but still not enough
\n16. What is your favorite ice cream flavor? soft serve. I’m so lame.
\n17. Shoe Size? 7 1\/2
\n18. Red or pink? red
\n19. What is your least favorite thing about yourself? my weight
\n20. Who do you miss most? I miss everyone!!!!!! I hate living awayfrom family and friends!!!!
\n21. Do you want everyone you send this to, to send it back? oh, why not.
\n22. What color pants and shoes are you wearing? khaki pants, green sweater and no shoes
\n23. What are you listening to right now? the humming of my computer’s CPU
\n24. Last thing you ate? Japanese hibachi food. bleh.
\n25. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? I’d like to be black because it’s nice to be needed.
\n26. What is the weather like right now? it’s RAINING. I did NOT MOVE HERE FOR THIS.
\n27. Last person you talked to on the phone? Restaurant manager? DSS flunkie?
\n28. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? eyes
\n29. Do you like the person who sent this to you? Yes!
\n30. Favorite drink? Wild Cherry Pepsi
\n31. Favorite Sport? Purdue basketball?
\n32. Hair Color? brown roots, blonde tips…yeah, it’s not noticeable, I SWEAR
\n33. Eye Color? green?
\n34. Do you wear contacts? no. eye dr. appointment next week.
\n35. Favorite Food? sushi, peanut butter cups, pizza
\n36. Last Movie You Watched? Vanity Fair. Bleh.
\n37. Favorite Day Of The Year? any given Friday.
\n38. Scary Movies Or Happy Endings? Happy Endings
\n39. Summer Or Winter? Summer. I dislike the heat but I feel so lucky to live here when it’s warm and people are out on the lake doing stuff.
\n40. Hugs OR Kisses? hugs.
\n41. What Is Your Favorite Dessert? the cheesecake is rich, baby!
\n42. Who Is Most Likely To Respond? Not forwarding
\n43. Who Is Least Likely To Respond? Not forwarding
\n44. Living Arrangements?\u00a0the boy\u00a0upstairs, Gene and I in the big bedroom with the dogs in their doggie couch\/bed thing.
\n45. What Books Are You Reading? Just finished a book called Admissions, which I didn’t enjoy. Back in the first half of Atlas Shrugged again and really enjoying it.
\n46. What’s On Your Mouse Pad? picture of a canoe. Dippy faux Successories mousepad from Old Boss.
\n47. What Did You Watch Last night on TV? Bachelor, then bedtime.
\n48. Favorite Smells? cinammon
\n49. Favorite Sounds? mmm, silence.
\n50. Rolling Stones or Beatles? that’s just too hard. How about Choice C, the Eagles?
\n51. What’s the farthest you’ve been from home? California.
\n52. Do you have a special talent? oh, sure. Which is why I’m in payroll.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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