{"id":256,"date":"2005-04-13T19:19:00","date_gmt":"2005-04-13T19:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2005\/04\/13\/tori-amos-is-just-too-fucking-precious\/"},"modified":"2005-04-13T19:19:00","modified_gmt":"2005-04-13T19:19:00","slug":"tori-amos-is-just-too-fucking-precious","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=256","title":{"rendered":"Tori Amos is just too fucking precious…"},"content":{"rendered":"

I was driving to work yesterday when the Tori Amos version of Leonard Cohen’s Famous Blue Raincoat came on the iPod. Yuck. Those who know me often know I dislike her, but hearing her butchering of the song<\/a> is just annoying. She uses the intake of air as another instrument and she’s just…too…fucking…precious.<\/p>\n

Thanks for letting me get that out. Did I ever tell you about the boy I dated at BSU who sang Tori’s song “Me and a Gun” (or was it “Me and a Man”?) to me? He was also fucking precious and a total dimwit. I only dated men who weren’t Gene for 3.5 semesters of college and I really racked up some dunderheads. Gene’s the best of the bunch both at college and here in the real world.<\/p>\n

Speaking of The Man, he’s out of town now and will return late Friday. So you know what that means…time for (da-da-DUMMM) “What I Plan To Do While Gene is Gone”<\/p>\n

1) Watch The Door in the Floor, a movie based on a portion of John Irving’s novel “A Widow for One Year”. I really enjoyed the book and I’m hoping that Kim Basinger doesn’t fuck it up too much.
\n2) Read Atlas Shrugged. I’m on page 200-something. Yippee.
\n3) Possibly clean the fridge (one of the “special tasks” on my chore list). Technically both today and tomorrow are “off” days, where I don’t have to do any chores. I likee that plan!
\n4) Watch all the crap from the Travel Channel I have set the PVR to record. New episodes of Passport to Europe with Samantha Brown. Hooray! (Click here<\/a> to check out clips from her other show, Great Hotels — please watch the Honeymoon Suite clip. It was hilarious!)
\n5) Sleep! I have to get up early tomorrow to get the dogs to Barkin Buddies (For real this time, heh heh) so sleep is verrry important!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I was driving to work yesterday when the Tori Amos version of Leonard Cohen’s Famous Blue Raincoat came on the iPod. Yuck. Those who know me often know I dislike her, but hearing her butchering of the song is just annoying. She uses the intake of air as another instrument and she’s just…too…fucking…precious. Thanks for…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-256","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-really-deep-thoughts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/256","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=256"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/256\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=256"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=256"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=256"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}