{"id":258,"date":"2005-04-14T20:22:00","date_gmt":"2005-04-14T20:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2005\/04\/14\/i-feel-like-yoda\/"},"modified":"2005-04-14T20:22:00","modified_gmt":"2005-04-14T20:22:00","slug":"i-feel-like-yoda","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=258","title":{"rendered":"I feel like Yoda&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If the way the &#8216;blog looks weirds you out, right click and select encoding and click on left-to-right page and that should fix it. Me, I kinda like it&#8230;RIGHT NOW&#8230; I feel like Yoda. Or, like Yoda I feel. Hmm, I blame it on the Star Wars Episode III Pepsi I bought today at the grocery store (BOGO Pepsi is the only way to buy soda).<\/p>\n<p>Update: Awww, the orientation of the blog doesn&#8217;t stick. never mind.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If the way the &#8216;blog looks weirds you out, right click and select encoding and click on left-to-right page and that should fix it. Me, I kinda like it&#8230;RIGHT NOW&#8230; I feel like Yoda. Or, like Yoda I feel. Hmm, I blame it on the Star Wars Episode III Pepsi I bought today at the&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-258","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-really-deep-thoughts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/258","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=258"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/258\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=258"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=258"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=258"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}