{"id":261,"date":"2005-04-19T13:06:00","date_gmt":"2005-04-19T13:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2005\/04\/19\/pto-and-the-livin-is-easy\/"},"modified":"2005-04-19T13:06:00","modified_gmt":"2005-04-19T13:06:00","slug":"pto-and-the-livin-is-easy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=261","title":{"rendered":"PTO, and the livin&#8217; is easy&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You know, for the most part, I. Hate. My. Job.<\/p>\n<p>But on days like this, when I breeze in, fiddle around and breeze out at noon, not to be seen again until Wednesday, I don&#8217;t mind it at all. It&#8217;s easier to like your job (or workplace &#8211; these are terms I easily confuse) when you&#8217;re not actually there.<\/p>\n<p>So here I am, frozen pizza at home for lunch, sitting in front of my computer, blogging and reading other blogs, thinking about chores to do. There&#8217;s no Chore du Jour today (except I already unloaded the dishwasher and I should fold the rest of the laundry &#8211; wait, Hot Damn! I did that already!), but I may just finally clean the fridge before it actually attacks me for my neglect.<\/p>\n<p>BTW, if I were single, purple and made of plastic I&#8217;d want to marry my Dyson. Beg, borrow or steal one. Well, you can&#8217;t borrow mine, but maybe someone else&#8217;s will suffice.<\/p>\n<p>Next up, the eye doctor in an hour. Boo, hisss. Gene&#8217;s there right now (it&#8217;s the same practice) and hasn&#8217;t called to tell me our insurance doesn&#8217;t cover the eye doctor, so I&#8217;m hoping for the best. I would really like to have contact lenses in time for the big trip to IN. It would be nice to not be confused for Bill\/Macaulay&#8217;s 14 year old little sister, y&#8217;know?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know, for the most part, I. Hate. My. Job. But on days like this, when I breeze in, fiddle around and breeze out at noon, not to be seen again until Wednesday, I don&#8217;t mind it at all. It&#8217;s easier to like your job (or workplace &#8211; these are terms I easily confuse) when&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-261","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-really-deep-thoughts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/261","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=261"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/261\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=261"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=261"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=261"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}