{"id":2624,"date":"2011-11-13T03:22:48","date_gmt":"2011-11-13T03:22:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.com\/archives\/2624"},"modified":"2011-11-13T03:22:48","modified_gmt":"2011-11-13T03:22:48","slug":"greetings-from-arkansas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=2624","title":{"rendered":"Greetings from Arkansas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, I&#8217;m on vacation. Here are some things that have happened..so far. (Also, my internet access is entirely from my phone so this will be short)<br \/>\n1) met weird lady @ Atlanta who felt the need to comment on every news story on headline news<br \/>\n2) had cinnabon @ cheesecake airport, used plastic fork missing one or two tines. If I mysteriously perish in the next week, please tell CSI to check for pieces of plastic fork.<br \/>\n3) sat next to a man on the flight to little rock who looked like my dad and grandpa. Talked to him the entire flight and it was very interesting. Sample discussion: guy says that his wife told him he&#8217;d better pursue his retirement dream of being a truck driver now as there are no trucks in heaven. I respond that I disagree because surely mechanics go to heaven so what do they do w\/ their time?<br \/>\n(Guy either liked my point or was one of those really nice Christians who is too nice to tell me to stfu).<\/p>\n<p>More later.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, I&#8217;m on vacation. Here are some things that have happened..so far. (Also, my internet access is entirely from my phone so this will be short) 1) met weird lady @ Atlanta who felt the need to comment on every news story on headline news 2) had cinnabon @ cheesecake airport, used plastic fork missing&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2624","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-in-cheesecake-city","category-travels"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2624","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2624"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2624\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2624"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2624"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2624"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}