{"id":2692,"date":"2012-02-02T03:22:11","date_gmt":"2012-02-02T03:22:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=2692"},"modified":"2012-02-02T03:22:11","modified_gmt":"2012-02-02T03:22:11","slug":"aggravating","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=2692","title":{"rendered":"Aggravating"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So! Over the weekend I had an email from a local deal of the day site with an offer for $20 worth of goodies from the spice shop for $10. (The spice shop is pretty nice and it&#8217;s located across the street).<\/p>\n<p>(Yes, I&#8217;m excited about a coupon for a spice shop. Leave me alooooone).<\/p>\n<p>I know I purchased something from this deal of the day site last year but apparently they have implemented a ridiculously stringent password system in the last few months so I managed to lock out my Gmail account. Not to be dissuaded, I set up an account using my classy sounding email (elaine.lastname@internetprovider.com)&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>And then somehow got locked out of that.<\/p>\n<p>Ha ha! But Crazy Elaine reaaaally wanted the coupon to the spice shop so instead I set up ANOTHER account (yes, a THIRD account) with this stupid website using another version of my grownup email address (elaine.lastname@internetprovider.net &#8211; it&#8217;s the same as the other email, but different enough to count as a separate account to&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p>Get locked out again! Of my third freaking account. And the way to get unlocked&#8230; get this&#8230;you have to contact the freakin&#8217; deal of the day site and have them reset it. But they didn&#8217;t email me my password and username on the first request.<\/p>\n<p>And then on the second request, they sent me the password but not username.<\/p>\n<p>I tried the password with what I assumed was my username (also my email)&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>and got locked out again.<\/p>\n<p>I WANT MY DAMN TEN DOLLARS OF FREE SPICES, DAMMIT.<\/p>\n<p>PS &#8211; turns out my username was the same as my Twitter ID. Sometimes the internet kicks my ass.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So! Over the weekend I had an email from a local deal of the day site with an offer for $20 worth of goodies from the spice shop for $10. (The spice shop is pretty nice and it&#8217;s located across the street). (Yes, I&#8217;m excited about a coupon for a spice shop. Leave me alooooone)&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,15,20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2692","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-certifiable-undeniable","category-elsewhere-on-the-internet","category-life-in-cheesecake-city"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2692","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2692"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2692\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2692"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2692"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2692"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}