{"id":271,"date":"2005-05-02T20:21:00","date_gmt":"2005-05-02T20:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.wordpress.com\/2005\/05\/02\/111507970672659609\/"},"modified":"2005-05-02T20:21:00","modified_gmt":"2005-05-02T20:21:00","slug":"111507970672659609","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=271","title":{"rendered":"New contact lenses"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/img\/161\/1751\/640\/Garden%20Pt%202%202005%20004.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/img\/161\/1751\/320\/Garden%20Pt%202%202005%20004.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nWhat looks different about me in this picture? Yes! Contact lenses. It&#8217;s about time! <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hello.com\/\" target=\"ext\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Posted by Hello\" src=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/pbh.gif\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a> (We won&#8217;t get into the topic of my 15 extra chins&#8230;or acne&#8230;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What looks different about me in this picture? Yes! Contact lenses. It&#8217;s about time! (We won&#8217;t get into the topic of my 15 extra chins&#8230;or acne&#8230;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-271","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-in-cheesecake-city","category-really-deep-thoughts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/271","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=271"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/271\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=271"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=271"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=271"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}