{"id":2760,"date":"2012-04-04T21:14:41","date_gmt":"2012-04-05T01:14:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=2760"},"modified":"2012-04-04T21:14:41","modified_gmt":"2012-04-05T01:14:41","slug":"yuck-just-yuck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/?p=2760","title":{"rendered":"Yuck&#8230;just, yuck"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tonight, after dinner, I sat in the backyard and relaxed with the dogs. While outside, two things happened:<\/p>\n<p>1) I saw two of my dogs eat something I&#8217;ve heard of dogs eating but I&#8217;ve never seen MY dogs eat. Eeeeeewwww.<\/p>\n<p>2) A wooly worm landed on my shoulder. Aaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeee.<\/p>\n<p>In other important news, Bob Evans still has sliced mush on the menu. I apologize for the incorrect information. Mush fans, please resume eating at Bob Evans.<\/p>\n<p>That is all.<\/p>\n<p>(Actually, PS: Sunglasses are awesome).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tonight, after dinner, I sat in the backyard and relaxed with the dogs. While outside, two things happened: 1) I saw two of my dogs eat something I&#8217;ve heard of dogs eating but I&#8217;ve never seen MY dogs eat. Eeeeeewwww. 2) A wooly worm landed on my shoulder. Aaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeee. In other important news, Bob Evans&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2760","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-in-cheesecake-city","category-the-hounds"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2760","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2760"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2760\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2760"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2760"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/laineyd.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2760"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}